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In 1766 there was great Cheese Riots Of Nottingham
Where the prices they got fixed far too hight for the common man
So the people they Revolt they take that cheese right with them
and the Mayor he screams "HAULT" So they roll the cheese and it squashes him
Chorus
Now its to day it, it feels like nothing has change
We're just waiting for someone who will come and save
all of us from the all the high prices of cheese
Oh thats Rich and Emma's unborn child
Emma and Rich live in the city of Nottingham
the cheese they can resist
Mozzarella Brie and Stilton
But thats the devils Cheese
the goat cheese they make is alright
but the prices oh of these
wont someone please save us and fight
Chorus
Now its to day it, it feels like nothing has change
We're just waiting for someone who will come and save
all of us from the all the high prices of cheese
Oh thats Rich and Emma's unborn child
Their child will save us from the tyranny of cheese factories
while they are nameless, they will crush the power like it was brie
Stilton On they go and they will make Red Leicester
its their destiny you know to make the world much better and cheesier
Chorus
Now its to day it, it feels like nothing has change
We're just waiting for someone who will come and save
all of us from the all the high prices of cheese
Oh thats Rich and Emma's unborn child
they will make a better world
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Christmas at the Railway
03:03
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Winters coming in and its cold outside
and you wanna go somewhere that is nice
well i know this pub thats just around the corner
Lets have christmas at the Railway!!
LETS HAVE CHRISTMAS AT THE RAILWAY!
So grab yourself a chocolate martni
or a pint of IPA at the bar
Swop some book with anyone really
play board games till the last bell rings
this is a nice old family pub
you can be a regular for 30 years
LETS HAVE CHRISTMAS AT THE RAILWAY!
LETS HAVE CHRISTMAS AT THE RAILWAY!
Roast some chest nuts on the open fire
family fun for everyone
Sing Christmas song around the piano
Dont matter if your in tune
throw some darts with the railway busters
have a few jars coz its christmas time!
LETS HAVE CHRISTMAS AT THE RAILWAY!
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Smoking is a Drag Baby!
02:51
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Would you give up smoking for anyone
thats something Louise's has done
she did this for Adrian
would you give up smoking for anyone
i know im one to talk coz i like to smoke
I know that its stupid and a totaly joke
With Health warning on the packet but we just dont give a toss
prices just keep gooing up but Sod the Cost!
Chorus
Smokings a Drag baby
Its something you should stop for you and me
I know its hard, craving are harsh
just put thaat fag out at last
sometimes i wanna quit then sometimes i dont
but watching my cash go up in smoke
not ant had a fag and you just lose the plot
coughing in the morning should you stop
Chorus
Smokings a Drag baby
Its something you should stop for you and me
I know its hard, craving are harsh
just put thaat fag out at last
i know its bad for me and makes me stink
and the damage its doing i just dont think
about all the problems that it cause
and if u wanna smoke now well do it out doors
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chorus
(G)I knew there was a (D)use for (G)hippies
(G)underneath that (D)vacant (C)stare
(G)I knew there was a (D)use for(G) hippies
(C)watch out, there's (D)one right (G)there
verses
(G)and when the rain is (C)pouring down
the (G)drains are blocked, (D)waters all around
you can (g)lay them down, platt their (C)dreads together
(G)flood (D)defences for (G)any weather
(G) and on the days, (C)when its spring
(G)you can use them to (D)put the plants in
just (G)lay them down, (C)spin them around,
sit them (G) up like (D) Buddha's and (G) give them a trowel
and (G) when the neighbours (C)dogs off the lead
(G)a strong tall fence is(D) what you need
so just (G)lay them down, (C)spin them around
stand them G)up in a (D) row with their (G) heads in the ground
And (G)when winter comes and its (C)cold everywhere
(G)you are going to need some (D)heat in the air
just (G) lay them down, (C) spin them around
their(G) vegan (D) farts will keep you(G) safe and sound
and (G) if you think this (C) song is harsh
and (G) that we don't love (D)hippies enough
just (G) lay yourself down, (C)spin yourself around
we (G) love you (D) really, you don't (G) want to go home.......
We dont wanna go home, we stay like this for ever
we dont wanna go home, for ever and ever and ever
I pretty sure theres a song in that
chorus
(G)I knew there was a (D)use for (G)hippies
(G)underneath that (D)vacant (C)stare
(G)I knew there was a (D)use for(G) hippies
(C)watch out, there's (D)one right (G)there
And (G)when your at (C)a festival
(G)make sure(D)you check your van
just (G) lay them down, (C) spin them around
make(G) sure (D) there's no(G) hippies on the ground
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Debbie's World
03:04
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welcome to debbies world
its a place you can go to any time you want to
Debbies a veggie, a dy's not
they like to go to festies alot
they met at glastonberry
Norther Jokes are the many
She'll stop you in the street
Every time you meet
to talk about anything
along with the beat
Walking around shops
on her own planet
she's got pink hair
at the minute
traveling across the land
with the kids in hand
in thier Mazda Bongo
Camper Van
HEre's the people in Debbie's world
Loucas who's the boy and Indie-Rose the girl
the Dogs called Ruby thecats, Karma and lemmy
There's Andy who doesnt listen to any
of the things Debbie says when the Grand Prix's on
So get the ciders in and stay calm
join them for a drink at the Newsome Arms
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cute smile nice tatoos
after a glass or two
of rose something happens hen
she will talk for england
he takes her out on a date
he dont want to make
the same mistake again
coz she a vegetarian
in the resturant
and looking at what they want
what the hell do you eat
whenyou dont eat meat
he play fully trys but doesnt suckseed
to nick a few carrots ana acouple of pea
OI if you now whats got for you dont touch that my veg with that spoon
something meat eaters dont get
is why you would fret
that much over food
stare at the her with no clue
what did he do wrong
why did she snap
can the go on
is this a trap
oi if u
he worries that her farts wil stink
or she wont have the strengh
to pick up her knife and fork
maybehe thinks too much
now i understand why you dnt eat meat
i know of the problems of the meat industry
or maybe you just want to cause another creature pain
but please bear in mind the we dont all think the same
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Doozer McDooze Southend On Sea, UK
Doozer McDooze,
Wish I counted how many gigs Ive played…
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UK Air Guitar Champion 2004
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